Dearest+creature+in+creation

Crazy Pronunciations!!!! Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Pray console your loving poet, Make my coat look new, dear sew it.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">With such words as plaque and ague. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">But be careful how you speak: <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Cloven, oven, how and low, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Hear me say, devoid of trickery, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Exiles, similes, and reviles; <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Scholar, vicar, and cigar, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Solar, mica, war and far; <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">One, anemone, Balmoral, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Gertrude, German, wind and mind, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Billet does not rhyme with ballet, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Blood and flood are not like food, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Nor is mould like should and would. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Viscous, viscount, load and broad, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Toward, to forward, to reward. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">And your pronunciation's OK <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">When you correctly say croquet, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Friend and fiend, alive and live.

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Ivy, privy, famous; clamour <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">And enamour rhyme with hammer. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Doll and roll and some and home. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Stranger does not rhyme with anger, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Neither does devour with clangour. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">And then singer, ginger, linger, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Query does not rhyme with very, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Nor does fury sound like bury. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Though the differences seem little, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">We say actual but victual. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Refer does not rhyme with deafer. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Mint, pint, senate and sedate; <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Dull, bull, and George ate late. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Science, conscience, scientific.

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Liberty, library, heave and heaven, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">We say hallowed, but allowed, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">People, leopard, towed, but vowed. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Mark the differences, moreover, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Between mover, cover, clover; <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Chalice, but police and lice; <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Camel, constable, unstable, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Principle, disciple, label.

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Petal, panel, and canal, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Senator, spectator, mayor. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Tour, but our and succour, four. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Gas, alas, and Arkansas. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Sea, idea, Korea, area, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Psalm, Maria, but malaria. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Compare alien with Italian, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Dandelion and battalion. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Sally with ally, yea, ye, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Say aver, but ever, fever, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Heron, granary, canary. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Crevice and device and aerie.

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Face, but preface, not efface. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Large, but target, gin, give, verging, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Ear, but earn and wear and tear <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Do not rhyme with here but ere. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Seven is right, but so is even, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Pronunciation -- think of Psyche! <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Is a paling stout and spikey? <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Won't it make you lose your wits, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Writing groats and saying grits? <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">It's a dark abyss or tunnel: <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Islington and Isle of Wight, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Housewife, verdict and indict.

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Finally, which rhymes with enough -- <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">Hiccough has the sound of cup. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">My advice is to give up!!!