I'm+taught+p-l-o-u-g-h

​English is Krazie I'm taught p-l-o-u-g-h Shall be pronounced "Plow." "Zat's easy when you know," I say, "Mon Anglais I'll get through."

My teacher say zat in zat case O-u-g-h is "oo." And zen I laugh and say to him "Zees Anglais make me cough."

He say, "Not coo, but in zat word O-u-g-h is `off.'" O sacre bleu! Such varied sound Of words make me hiccough.

He says, "Again my friend is wrong; O-u-g-h is `uff.'" I say, "I try to spik your words, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">I can't pronounce them, though."

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">"In time you'll learn, but now you're wrong; <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">O-u-g-h is `owe'!" <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">"I'll try no more, I shall go mad, <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive; font-size: 25px; text-align: center;">I'll drown me in ze lough."